From the columist who hopes you all remember him
It's working at JustDonal inc. It really is. There is so much to do, so much to experience. As part as my new column I am going to be reviewing films and videos that I happen to see. The first one is:
Catriona and Shambo: Doin' it in the muck Vol. 1
In late 2003 Catriona and Shambo set the bar a bit higher with shameless public expressions of love. Filmed on a relatively poor CCTV recording in the front muck of Shambo's mansion, the story is not as well developed as it should be nor is it true to its roots.
The film was conceived (pardon the pun) following the run away success of the short Shambo Rubbin' Catriona off whilst a small group of people look through a small window Vol. 1 and has been sold to many illegal and sleazy pornogrophers the world over.
In recent years many have said that homemade smut was being marginalised with the equally insipid performances of Abi Titmuss and Paris Hilton. Cat tries to get the most out of a reckless Shambo who doesn't seem to have his head in the game.
Shambo, who appears in this piece as the overly sleazy rich kid never really comes across to the viewer as being into his material. Cat, tries her best but with the absence of any Shambo 'mojo' it's hard.
You do get the feeling though through the film that the pair can produce more, and towards the end Cat seems to be having a good time. It could be argued that the viewer doesn't know if it's Shambo thats in her or the bottle of vodka that is making her so happy.
In the end the two can improve and the smut viewing public will expect more next time around.
VLP.
On a quick side bar I'd just like to say a quick happy birthday to Aoife Kinsella I'll be there to celebrate 20 years to day that 9 months previous her parents did it, probably from behind.
Top Ten ways you know I'm trying to have sex with you
10. I hand you a prescription that reads '1,000 mg of VivaLaPablo'
9. I shake you're hand by grabbing you're ass
8. I tell you about my ability to vibrate
7. If we are in a Taxi together I ask the Taxi driver to get out of the car, for some alone time
6. I give you a birthday card that contains a photo of me, nudey
5. Despite the fact that I don't own any poultry I constantly offer you some cock
4. Arrange to go to the cinema with you at about 8, in my pants
3. When you asked me to check if you had a temperature I said I could feel it better from the inside
2. I complain that you suffer from an acute lack of gettin bizzay
1. I tell you I want to be your buddy, and convienently forget the fuck part
Thanks for reading VivaLaPablo's column - I know it wasn't great but I'm out of practice, go on you do better, yes you there you f*$£in b£"!$%£s s$£^%$£d, yeah I went there
Catriona and Shambo: Doin' it in the muck Vol. 1
In late 2003 Catriona and Shambo set the bar a bit higher with shameless public expressions of love. Filmed on a relatively poor CCTV recording in the front muck of Shambo's mansion, the story is not as well developed as it should be nor is it true to its roots.
The film was conceived (pardon the pun) following the run away success of the short Shambo Rubbin' Catriona off whilst a small group of people look through a small window Vol. 1 and has been sold to many illegal and sleazy pornogrophers the world over.
In recent years many have said that homemade smut was being marginalised with the equally insipid performances of Abi Titmuss and Paris Hilton. Cat tries to get the most out of a reckless Shambo who doesn't seem to have his head in the game.
Shambo, who appears in this piece as the overly sleazy rich kid never really comes across to the viewer as being into his material. Cat, tries her best but with the absence of any Shambo 'mojo' it's hard.
You do get the feeling though through the film that the pair can produce more, and towards the end Cat seems to be having a good time. It could be argued that the viewer doesn't know if it's Shambo thats in her or the bottle of vodka that is making her so happy.
In the end the two can improve and the smut viewing public will expect more next time around.
VLP.
On a quick side bar I'd just like to say a quick happy birthday to Aoife Kinsella I'll be there to celebrate 20 years to day that 9 months previous her parents did it, probably from behind.
Top Ten ways you know I'm trying to have sex with you
10. I hand you a prescription that reads '1,000 mg of VivaLaPablo'
9. I shake you're hand by grabbing you're ass
8. I tell you about my ability to vibrate
7. If we are in a Taxi together I ask the Taxi driver to get out of the car, for some alone time
6. I give you a birthday card that contains a photo of me, nudey
5. Despite the fact that I don't own any poultry I constantly offer you some cock
4. Arrange to go to the cinema with you at about 8, in my pants
3. When you asked me to check if you had a temperature I said I could feel it better from the inside
2. I complain that you suffer from an acute lack of gettin bizzay
1. I tell you I want to be your buddy, and convienently forget the fuck part
Thanks for reading VivaLaPablo's column - I know it wasn't great but I'm out of practice, go on you do better, yes you there you f*$£in b£"!$%£s s$£^%$£d, yeah I went there
posted by Just Donal at 11:44 AM
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